Win a Ticket to the DC RollerGirls Championship!

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‘Cherry Blossom Bombshell Victory. Washington, DC. April 2009.’
courtesy of ‘stuzehner’

Beloved WLDC readers, it is your lucky day! We have 2 tickets to give away to the upcoming Championship bout of roller derby. The match-up pits the DC DemonCats against the Cherry Blossom Bombshells on Saturday, May 9th, at the Armory. Doors open at 4, match begins at 5 p.m. 

How do you score yourself a sweet ticket to this madness? Answer below, in the comments, if you were a DC RollerGirl, what would your roller derby name be? An explanation of why it suits you afterward would be added fun.  For those unfamiliar with the sport might want to check out the league rosters for example names. Fun fact: there’s a national database of registered player aliases, and no two names and numbers can be the same. 

The top 2 names — as selected by the judicious WLDC staff — will win a ticket. We’ll announce the winners at the end of the week. Get crackin’!

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23 Responses to “Win a Ticket to the DC RollerGirls Championship!”

  1. Laura Says:

    Apocalypstick!

  2. Farr Says:

    Peach Bruiser. The only explanation is that I am from Georgia.

  3. akaRuthie Says:

    oooh… my bf thought up mine. My given name is Ruth so as a DC Rollergirl I’d be RUTHLESS BADER GINSBURG, natch!

  4. djohnson Says:

    Rolling Thunder

    You can run but you can’t hide

  5. Debbie Does DC Says:

    Debbie-Does-Derby
    Deb-u-taunt-you
    Deb-bomb
    Lilly-DEBS-Better (cos I like to get paid!)
    Jen-dover-Boyfriend (cos I likes that too)
    Fag-hag-alicious (cos I am what I am)
    Debalicious (see above)
    Debb-biotch (that too)
    Double-D (bra size, and name starts with D)
    Deb-bite-you (if you let me)

  6. Sonja Says:

    Sonja Bonja. My nickname…since preschool.

  7. cari Says:

    Bettie Rage

  8. Moodle Says:

    Minnie Hurl!

    “How-w-w-DEE-E-E-E! I’m jes’ so proud to beat you!”

  9. Maester_LUke Says:

    Hellinor Rollsevelt

  10. loudblackgirl Says:

    well, there’s…

    loudblackgirl (for obvious reasons; lbg for short)
    the orthodontist (because i’ll reset yo teef, beetches!)
    B’Rock YO-MOMMA (hail to the chief)
    Capital Punishment (whoa…super lame)
    tammi two shoes (my nickname since the day i was born)
    suck my stopper (lmao)
    Hellian Keller (i’ll leave you deaf, dumb, and blind)

  11. HeatherB77 Says:

    Well I have two names. I am currently FRESH MEAT for the Mason Dixon Roller Vixens in Hagerstown, MD. I am currently deciding on two names, they are and their meanings….

    Madam Mayhem #5 ~ I currently go by Madam Heather on all my screen names and Mayhem because I am a huge fan and user of http://www.ModelMayhem.com

    Dual Cruiser #40 ~ Rout 40 runs straight through Hagerstown and back in my day as a teenager we used to as we called it CRUISING THE DUAL. SO I though this name would be appropriate for me as well.

    Perhaps the winner will help me make my decision ;)

    xoxoxox,
    FM Heather

  12. MashaMashaMasha Says:

    Russian Rouletta
    (With a Russophile Irish girl, you never know what kind of shot you’ll get…)

  13. loudblackgirl Says:

    heather – you should go with dual cruiser…i like that one a lot! it sounds scary…and has hometown history…

  14. Mary Beth Schepp Says:

    ha so funny-
    My name is Mary – BLOODY MARY!
    my friends name is Ashley=Ash=smAsh=SMASH YOUR FACE!
    Kate: sKate or DIE

  15. Nicole Says:

    Plankton Ho: marine bio lab nickname from doing so many plankton tow’s…

  16. Lauren Says:

    Limber Lolita

  17. rebs11 Says:

    Kat A. Pult
    Sarah Impalen
    Anita Wang
    Ripp U Anewone

  18. djohnson Says:

    his wife

    rock’nroller

  19. emily Says:

    EmiLee Harvey Oswald

  20. Joel Says:

    I came up with one for a friend who works in a coffee shop.

    XXXpresso
    Number Venti(italian for 20+Starbux)

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  22. AcaciaO Says:

    Be sure to check the results and winners – claim your tickets!

  23. HeatherB77 Says:

    Where do we check to see if we won?