Manassas Causes Obama Grief, Shame

I love the Onion. Seriously, those guys are hysterical. Apparently after visiting a Denny’s in Manassas, the President has abandoned all future plans of green energy, robust economy, and all manner of social programs, just to try to get people not to leave the house wearing sweatpants, and maybe to cut back on the eggs & sausage at breakfast time. Click through for the hilarious video piece (strong language in the video, be aware.)

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s