Carol Joynt of the New York Social Dairy thinks that she may know who the “Real” Housewives of DC will be. Based on her inside knowledge, she has a list of five socialites that are likely to be on Bravo’s upcoming reality show. The ladies in question are: Mia Abdo, supposedly one of DC’s best dressed; Mary Amons, founder of “District Sample Sale”; Lynda Erkiletain, owner of DC’s top modeling agency (we have modeling agencies?); Michaela Salahi, a former model and wife of a wealthy vintner; and Lisa Spies, wife of Republican fundraiser Charlie Spies. That fact that I’ve only heard of one of these women is a badge that I wear with honor. Hopefully, reality TV will leave us alone sooner rather than later.