To “the tall brunette with the near perfect body…”

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I’m not going to say much about this because my mother reads this blog, but “even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up,” has to be the greatest pickup line of all time.  Tall brunette in Rockville, you’re on notice.  Maybe it’s time to start carrying a small dog to blame, or something.

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2 Responses to “To “the tall brunette with the near perfect body…””

  1. Nicole Says:

    It seems to be an epidemic. First Fairfield, CT and now Rockville. http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/you-farted-in-trader-joes-m4w

  2. Kirk Says:

    Noooo! Nooooo! I so wanted this to be real. Oh well.

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