The Second #snOMG Cometh – DC’s Best Snowtags
’snow ’stache’
courtesy of ‘philliefan99′
#snOMG. #snowpocalyse. #snowmageddon.
#snOMGasm. #snogasm. #snoWTF. #snowlyshit
The only thing more ridiculous than the amount of snow we’ve been getting this year are the snow hashtags flying around the interwebz. And by ridiculous, I mean RIDICULOUSLY funny. In a good way. LAUGH. Let us also recognize that we must pay homage to the fact that this is indeed the second coming of the #snowpocalypse this year. Therefore, #snOMG2pointO is pretty appropriate.
#snovechkin #snohedidnt #precipaggedon #snowpocalypseNOW #snowbliteration
Then we have some cranky people who are not overly pleased that DC has become Fairbanks, Alaska this winter. These people (we are not naming names) choose to refer to our impending white doom as:
#snowTheF**kAway and #snowF**kYourself #snowtards
(I will be leaving in the bleep sounds because of a recent conversation about author’s mothers reading this blog, but you get the cranky picture)
Then there are the super clever people who’ve come up with not just hashtags but whole phrases! Ingenious!
I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Snöwze (LOVE this one)
Are you down with Snow P P? Yea you know me! (Ravi, you are ridiculous)
Snowpocalypse 2: The Squeakqual (hahahahah)
I am actually hearing from inside sources that this has a chance of being the biggest snowstorm in DC history. No, I am not being sarcastic (not that I ever am, but I’m just sayin’). If things go right, there is a very strong chance that this storm could make #snowpocalypse1 look relatively small. So be safe and sit back and enjoy. And by “enjoy”, I of course mean come up with new snowtags!
What else ya’ got? Leave your best snowtags and snowphrases in the comments. The funniest one will get the prize of my admiration for a whole day.
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34 Responses to “The Second #snOMG Cometh – DC’s Best Snowtags”
February 5th, 2010 at 11:39 am
you overlooked my personal favorite, #snowlyshit!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:41 am
I can’t believe I left that out! My sincerest apologies. I just added it.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:42 am
my fave:
snOMG2: Revenge of the Fallen Snow
February 5th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Heard another good one just a little while ago… #snowlysh*t! :)
February 5th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Enough with snow-based tags. I’m going with #blizzarDC.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:46 am
#SNOWNAMI!!!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Not a tag, but I like Snowpocalyse II: Electric Boogaloo.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:49 am
SnPwned!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:55 am
I’ve also seen Snowtorious B.I.G. and SnowMan! (as a sub for Oh Man!)
February 5th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Oblizzarated!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
#SNOWZILLA
February 5th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I saw #snOMFG
February 5th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
I’m likin’ #Snovechkin
February 5th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Not about the actual snow event itself, but I saw (and liked) #yuppiefoodriot
February 5th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I second #SNOWZILLA!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
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February 5th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Super Snowl 2010
February 5th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
snownofabithch!
February 5th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
#snoverreaction and #EventSnowrizon
February 5th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I vote for spicing this up with some spanish, how about SnowNchilada or Snowcamole
February 5th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
My favorite is Snowfulupagus
February 5th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Snowmageddon II: Revenge of the Fallen Snow. Coming soon to a street near you.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Chuck Snowrris
February 5th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Since it will be the biggest storm since Washington and Jefferson made their slaves shovel the walk (“and I mean the entire thing, not just a shovel-width path”) I am going with #snowtoriousbig
February 5th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
The #snoverreaction.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
The reign of Snobama.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
#snowtoriousBIG is by far the best!
and it’s definitely not an #snoverreaction, unless you visit…
http://www.snowmageddondc.com
February 5th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I like “snowly guacamole”
February 5th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
#snowLord
#snowBody’s Business
#snowBackWhereYouCameFrom
#snowNewsIsGoodNews
#BoldlySnowWhereNoManHasGoneBefore
February 5th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
#Iaintafraidofnosnow
#snOHmegeddon
February 5th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Two people are already dead as a result of the storm, and more are sure to follow… sorry, I don’t see the funny.
February 5th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Supporting #snowmageddon and #snoway!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
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