‘Free S. Gomez’
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Today, Madame Tussauds in Washington DC revealed the newest addition to their wax museum, Selena Gomez. Who’s that? You logically ask. She’s one of those tween Disney Channel stars, like the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Zack Efron, etc., that gets swarmed everywhere she goes by screaming 13 year olds and she likely makes more money than God. Unfortunately, the “actress” was unavailable to attend the unveiling of her statue as she’s on tour promoting her band’s latest album. So disappointing. I hope they place her right next to the figures of Babe Ruth, Buzz Aldrin and Winston Churchill.
Is there a Louis Armstrong or Ella Fitzgerald? I think it’d be fitting to have her sandwiched in between them to demonstrate how far the American music scene has come in the past 100 years.
Ella is there. So is Marvin Gaye, Duke Ellington, Beyounce and Madonna.
Put Selena Gomez next to Duke. That’s a photo-op waiting to happen.
…and by “far” you meant “backward” right?