Lady Gaga doesn’t like Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. She traded tweets about its repeal with Harry Reid. Yesterday, she tore it to pieces at a rally in Portland, Maine (see video above). But here’s the real question: WHY DOESN’T SHE COME TO DC AND SPEAK ABOUT IT? After all, this is where the fate of the controversial ban against gays in the military will be decided. With a seemingly doomed Senate vote on the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell expected to take place today, I’d like to put in a formal request that Miss Gaga come to the capital to show Congress what equality is all about. Not only does she make a great case against the ban, but as one Capitol Hill staffer put it, she’d make a much more interesting witness than “Marlo Thomas and all the other B-listers we usually get.” And if she can get a few senators to switch up their suits for meat dresses, then all the better.