Love the Salahis? Now You Can Rent Them.

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I know no one wants to read about the Salahis anymore. But still, it’s hard not to appreciate their continual attempts to reach new lows. Today brought another amazing tidbit from The Washington Post: like Bozo the Clown, the Salahis can now be hired to make an appearance at your event of choice. That’s right — you can rent the Salahis! I personally can think of nothing that would make a wedding, bar mitzvah or child’s birthday party sparkle like having Michaele and Tareq mingle awkwardly with your guests. Seriously, save your money on fancy catering and lavish centerpieces, and go with something that really says classy.

No word yet on the price tag for an appearance, but it will no doubt be worth every penny.

Rebecca Gross

Raised in nearby MoCo, Rebecca happily jumped the District line in 2005. When not stuck behind a computer, she can be found exploring the city’s many wonders, usually with her trusty canine sidekick Jasper Jones. Questions, comments, concerns? Email her at RebeccaGross (at)

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