Love the Salahis? Now You Can Rent Them.
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courtesy of ‘needlessspaces’
I know no one wants to read about the Salahis anymore. But still, it’s hard not to appreciate their continual attempts to reach new lows. Today brought another amazing tidbit from The Washington Post: like Bozo the Clown, the Salahis can now be hired to make an appearance at your event of choice. That’s right — you can rent the Salahis! I personally can think of nothing that would make a wedding, bar mitzvah or child’s birthday party sparkle like having Michaele and Tareq mingle awkwardly with your guests. Seriously, save your money on fancy catering and lavish centerpieces, and go with something that really says classy.
No word yet on the price tag for an appearance, but it will no doubt be worth every penny.
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5 Responses to “Love the Salahis? Now You Can Rent Them.”
October 14th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I want to rent them to sit in my living room with me while I stare at them in disgust.
October 14th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Why rent them? Just explicitly tell them that they aren’t invited and they will try and break in for free…
October 14th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Bottom.Feeders.
October 14th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I want to rent them so I can sit there and laugh at them for a good 30 minutes.
I wonder what their appearance rider is like…
October 14th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Keith FTW