License plate tragedy

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‘Eat the kids first!’
courtesy of ‘gotgenes’

Gawker network (motto: “all your passwords are fit to print”) site Jalopnik breaks the news: the best VA license plate ever has been revoked by the DMV. It’s not so shocking that they’d revoke the plate – the humorlessness and kowtowing to the Imsooffended Brigade of DMVs everywhere is well-established – but that they claim the underlying issue is the plate promotes oral pleasure of the pedophilia kind.

Today’s entry in things I never thought I’d type:

I would think it’s obvious the joke is about cannibalism, not pedophilia.

I have to wonder – what will they claim this one is about? BSDM sex?

License plate

Well I used to say something in my profile about not quite being a “tinker, tailor, soldier, or spy” but Tom stole that for our about us page, so I guess I’ll have to find another way to express that I am a man of many interests.

Hmm, guess I just did.

My tastes run the gamut from sophomoric to Shakespeare and in my “professional” life I’ve sold things, served beer, written software, and carried heavy objects… sometimes at the same place. It’s that range of loves and activities that makes it so easy for me to love DC – we’ve got it all.


5 thoughts on “License plate tragedy

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  2. “Eat the kids first” – ha. Maybe it can be called “Revenge of Zombie Reptar”. He was visually warning all of the kids and their parents that he has come back from the 1990s to get them for all of the extra love they fed him in Rugrats.

  3. I like to mix up the order, let the bondage get to chat a bit with the sadism instead of just the discipline all the time. You know, like sitting partners apart from each other at a dinner party.

  4. Touché. Mingling is a good idea. Thanks for the post, by the way. I’m all for eating children; for nutritional value, that is. The sexual inference is disturbing.