The internet daemons have spoken and Alex won our sponsorship. Random.org picked his comment as the winner and we’ve dropped $50 that’ll go towards the Friends of Fort Dupont Ice Arena. That doesn’t let you folks off the hook – go sponsor a beard of your own.
Alex, we’ll be sending over the artist to dye your face WLDC blue and brand our URL on your cheeks. Don’t worry, it only stings for a few weeks. Count yourself lucky it’s on your face. I had to stand up for a week.
What, you didn’t read our contest’s fine print?