Observations from a baseball game

- Why are there still people who yell “O!” during the National Anthem? Not only are you at the wrong stadium, you have terrible manners.

- Three pieces of string does not qualify as underwear. That’s not panties, it’s twine. Also, I don’t want to look at your ass crack all night, so wear a longer shirt.

- It was terribly ambitious of the Nats to send out invoices for playoff tickets to season ticket holders and demand that we pay them by Monday to reserve our seats. Awfully ambitious, seeing as how the Nats are at least 5 games out of even Wild Card contention.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.

Tiffany lives in Brookland with her husband Tom, son Charlie, and two high-maintenance cats. Read why Tiffany loves DC.

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