Via today’s Daily Candy DC comes the thing I would totally give Tom for Valentine’s Day if only we were going to be in town this weekend. You can hire a barbershop quartet from the Alexandria Harmonizers to serenade your Valentine for a very reasonable rate. The quartet, serenades your beloved with a song, and then presents him or her with a card and a gift. Be sure to book them right away. I imagine that the schedules are filling up rapidly. Because seriously! Barbershop quartet! How awesome is that?