I’m calling bullshit on PETA here. The models handing out veggie dogs are clearly NOT wearing “nothing but strategically placed lettuce leaves.” If it’s not clear from this photo, you can definitely see from this one. Green lace is not lettuce, and a veggie dog is not food.
But, you know, I’m sure the faux lettuce are made from cotton and nylon, no animal fibers involved. Because we certainly wouldn’t want to exploit any animals while parading half-nekkid Playmates around DC.