Garrett Graff to Helm Washingtonian

‘This edition of the washingtonian is sold out’
courtesy of ‘ShashiBellamkonda’

Well, look at that. Garrett Graff, formerly of Fishbowl DC, is being promoted to Editor-in-Chief of Washingtonian. Being a lad of merely 28 years, and thus not having extensive print experience on his résumé, the weeping and gnashing of teeth about the further decline of journalism has already started, but seriously, this is the magazine that put an old, low-resolution, poorly cut-out, shirtless photo of President Obama on the cover just a scant few months ago. Personally, I think Graff can add some gravitas the mag has been sorely missing.

Of course, he’s only lived in DC for a few years, so cue the xenodweeb whining in 5…4…3… But as you all know, I do not hold to such nonsense. Congratulations on a well-deserved promotion, Garrett.