Guy cheats on Wife. Wife finds out. But Wife doesn’t dump Guy, oh no. Wife makes guy stand out on Route 7 during rush hour, declaring his indiscretion to the world. (With video! Clicky-clicky! I’ll wait!)
All things considered, the guy got off lightly. I believe the traditional “I screwed someone else” gift involves precious stones, but you can get a piece of posterboard for what, 79 cents?