Can we please stop calling him the “Georgetown Cuddler?”

Because he’s not a cuddler, he’s a rapist. MPD 2nd District Commander Matt Klein said it best: “You cuddle someone you love. We’re looking for a criminal.” There was another incident this morning, this one involving digital penetration, which is considerably more than anything that could be flippantly called “cuddling.”

So we need to call this creep what he is. I propose, “Georgetown Come-into-my-house-and-I’ll-beat-you-with-a-baseball-bat.” Or maybe “Georgetown Any-part-of-you-that-touches-me-you’re-not-getting-back.”

But failing all that, I’d settle for the “Georgetown Rapist.”