We may not have Congressional representation, but…

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‘Oh, my. Oh, my. Is *that* what they’re doing on Broadway these days?’
courtesy of ‘Ed Yourdon’

When I read this Examiner.com item about how DC’s men have the nation’s largest penises, about 8 different possible jokes I could make appeared, unbidden, in my mind. The problem is that all of them are outrageously inappropriate and offensive, even for the relatively scandalous standards of We Love DC.

So what I will tell you is this: When I sent the link to the We Love DC Authors mailing list to see if anyone wanted to write it up, the male writing staff immediately started congratulating each other.

Being married to a member* of the male staff, that’s all I will say about that.

*heh heh, she said “member.”

Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.

Tiffany lives in Brookland with her husband Tom, son Charlie, and two high-maintenance cats. Read why Tiffany loves DC.

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2 thoughts on “We may not have Congressional representation, but…

  1. Tiffany,

    Hey, thanks for using one of my photos! That was a very funny blog posting; you’ve got a great sense of humor…

    Sounds like there’s too much competition for me in DC; I better stay here in New York. But I thought you might like to see something I stumbled upon when I visited DC last month: it’s in a Flickr album I’ve titled “Last Tango in Washington”: http://www.flickr.com/photos/yourdon/sets/72157621943882787/