When I read this Examiner.com item about how DC’s men have the nation’s largest penises, about 8 different possible jokes I could make appeared, unbidden, in my mind. The problem is that all of them are outrageously inappropriate and offensive, even for the relatively scandalous standards of We Love DC.
So what I will tell you is this: When I sent the link to the We Love DC Authors mailing list to see if anyone wanted to write it up, the male writing staff immediately started congratulating each other.
Being married to a member* of the male staff, that’s all I will say about that.
*heh heh, she said “member.”