Courtesy US Customs and Border Patrol, via NBCWashington
So there you are, minding your own business, in line at customs, when a big ol’ German Shepherd shows an unnatural interest in your legs. Well, maybe that’s because you’ve got nearly a pound and a half of heroin strapped to them. You are soooo busted.
Apparently drug mule Anna Sprauve didn’t get the memo that smuggling drugs into the country isn’t that easy; if it were, people wouldn’t feel the need to carry drugs in, ahem, more intimate places.
Thanks to NBCWashington for providing me with the phrase “heroin legwarmers” to enjoy throughout the day.