Naked Jogger Freaks Out Secret Service Yesterday
‘Dedication’
courtesy of ‘N.S.’
A man shivvied out of his clothes yesterday, over near the White House at 5pm, to go for a jog around the White House. The Secret Service were rather upset that the man just left his clothes in a bag, which had to be deemed as a suspicious package, at the corner of 15th and E Street to run around, and for his troubles they took him in for indecent exposure, but he has not yet been charged.
No word on how badly 25 degree windchill affected the jogger’s suspicious package.
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4 Responses to “Naked Jogger Freaks Out Secret Service Yesterday”
January 7th, 2010 at 9:40 am
He was just prepping for Sunday’s No Pants Party. http://www.welovedc.com/2010/01/05/no-pants-party-on-the-metro-scheduled-for-sunday/
January 7th, 2010 at 9:41 am
hahahahahah
January 7th, 2010 at 10:28 am
Suspicious package
(stole that one)
January 7th, 2010 at 10:43 am
My guess is it contained an inseminary device.
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