DC Full of Rich, Smart Vegetarians?

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We love rankings that compare DC to other cities, rather than states (which can be very misleading). So we’re happy that our great city is at the top of three recent city rankings: Washington is America’s highest-earning city, its best-educated city, and its most vegetarian-friendly city. Here’s the thinking behind these superlatives: District residents earn lots of money because they’re lawyers and lobbyists and politicians, they’re well-educated because the region is home to those high-paying jobs that require advanced degrees, and it’s veg-friendly because vegetarians are supposedly richer and smarter. So congratulations to all you rich, smart vegetarians pushing us to the top of the pack!


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3 Responses to “DC Full of Rich, Smart Vegetarians?”
July 15th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
This is not something to celebrate.
“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.”
–Anthony Bourdain
July 15th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Like MEATLOAF says: “Two out of 3 ain’t bad”
July 15th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Alex Priest and Paul Klein, Chris Pulaski. Chris Pulaski said: Where are they all hiding? I need to get hitched. RT @AlexPriest DC is full of rich, smart vegetarians. Evidently. http://bit.ly/aLskHi [...]