‘Profanity1’
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In what has to be one of the most (sarcasm) academic projects of this time of the year, Business Insider posted the results from their research to identify the most “obscene” city in the country. Their methodology: “To find the most obscene cities in America, we plugged the “seven dirty words you can never say on television” — made popular by George Carlin — into Google Trends. We gave each city a score for each of the seven words, assigning more points to cities ranking higher up on each list.”

DC suburbs out in Virginia made the list not once, but twice, in the top three. Perhaps it’s all the District folks talking online about not wanting to cross the F’n river. Congratulations to America’s third and first most obscene cities, Herndon and Ashburn, respectively. (There’s actually a pretty good reason for this: the nature of the research is looking at the location of Web traffic – and, as the many tech-minded people here at WLDC have discussed – most east coast traffic passes through MAE East in Herndon and Ashburn).

In honor of this news, I immediately went to the vault of YouTube to pull one of favorite vulgar clips, an outtake from ABC’s dead sitcom, Better Off Ted. Seriously, if you are in any way easily (or, perhaps even somewhat easily) offended, just go ahead and skip to the next post:

‘Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg by David Shankbone 2010’
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Seth Meyers better learn from Conan and be careful about following too closely in Jay Leno’s footsteps. It was just announced – even if there is still some lingering thoughts about whether or not the Royal Wedding will impact the date – that Seth Meyers will emcee the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner next April, an event hosted by Leno last spring.

Until April 30 and the 2011 “Nerd Prom” gets here, the questions will continue to be, “What celebrities/personalities will be at Westminster instead of the dinner?” Well, unfortunately for now, it’s still just wait and see.

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‘Rebel Heroes’
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Today’s food truck picture is in honor of our fallen friends, the Rebel Heroes. News came through today that Rebel Heroes wouldn’t be making it back on the streets next summer. And don’t keep your hopes up for a soap opera-style reprieve, Rebel Heroes has sold their truck to The Big Cheese, the grilled cheese food truck hitting the streets next week. So pour one out for your banh mi homies today.

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‘Delicious fish tacos’
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Nation’s Restaurant News (consider them the Variety of the food service industry) has come out with a report that 2010 was the year of the fish taco. In a study done by Technomic, a research group out of Chicago, they found that the number of fish tacos on menus around the country rose 22.5% in the first half of 2010, compared to 2009. Now, Restaurant News points to fine establishments such as Long John Silvers and California Pizza Kitchen as new fish taco purveyors, but that’s not my scene. Here are some of my favorite places in D.C. to celebrate the Year of the Fish Taco:

• Surfside – I’ve been over it before, the tacos here are the best.
• Tacqueria National – This may be some of the most stressful ordering in town, but well worth it.
• Tacqueria Poblano – If I’m willing to go to Virginia for tacos, you know they’re good.
• Oyamel – A little pricier, but Jose Andres does a great version here.

Where do you get your favorite fish tacos?

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Don’t you hate it when a friend holds a wooden spoon out for you and says, “I don’t think this tastes right, will you try it?” That never ends well. Your taste bud karma is finally paying off, because Central is holding out the proverbial wooden spoon to you for the next two weeks.

Come to the restaurant at 9:30pm every night until the end of the test period on December 21st, and chef de cuisine Arthur Cavilere will have free samples of a new dish each night for you to try. You’ll have to score for your supper though – diners are expected to rate each dish on taste, presentation, marketability and value. At the end of the test period, all the tallies will be put in a hat and one will be drawn for a free dinner for two at Central. Not only do you get free food, but you might just get extra free food for your trouble. Not too shabby.

Two activists were detained on Saturday when they attempted to reinstate the video that was pulled from the “Hide/Seek” exhibit at the National Portrait Gallery. Mike Blasenstein stood by the entrance to the exhibit and distributed literature while playing the video on an iPad he had strapped around his neck. Michael Dax Iacovone filmed the experience, which can be viewed above. This is protest in the digital age.

The two men were escorted from the premises after about 10 minutes of broadcasting “A Fire in My Belly” by David Wojnarowicz, which was removed from the exhibit last week after protest from conservative groups. Though the exhibit has proven incendiary for its focus on LGBT issues, the video drew particular ire for showing a brief clip of ants crawling over an image of Jesus Christ.

According to TBD, Iacovone and Blasenstein have been banned from all Smithsonian institutions, the former for one year and the latter indefinitely. As TBD points out however, the sheer logistics of enforcing such a ban throughout the Smithsonian will be difficult.

‘Lady Gaga’
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Sequins and feathers and butt pads, oh my. Ladies, if you’ve ever envied the glitz and glamor of a good drag show, here’s your chance to shine. On Jan. 30, the Miss Faux Queen National/International will take place at Ziegfields/Secrets. Billed as “a pageant for bio-females with a drag queen caught in their body,” the event is a way to say thanks for those women who help fight the good fight. According to a statement, “So many women help out with events for the gay community and rarely have a fun event tailored just for them.”

The pageant won’t just be a simple shimmy down the catwalk however. Each contestant will be assigned a drag mother, and will be scored in four categories: female interview, on-stage interview, talent and costume. Wigs, it would seem, are a must.

Admission is $20 and doors open at 2:00 p.m. The contest itself will start at 3:00 p.m. Interested in competing? Contact emperorjohnrichard@gmail.com for more information.

The pageant is sponsored by the newly-formed Imperial Court of Washington, DC, the latest branch of The Imperial Court International. Despite its whimsical name, the organization does some serious work for the LGBT community, raising funds and promoting awareness for HIV/AIDS, social services and youth enrichment.

‘Capitol Christmas 11’
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Didn’t luck out in the White House Christmas Tree Lighting lottery? You aren’t completely out of luck, because tonight is the official lighting of the Capitol Christmas Tree. You’ve still got a big ol’ tree, a lot of lights and a pretty nice government building in the background. The ceremony will begin at 5pm on the West Front of the Capitol with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi throwing the switch, and will include performances by the U.S. Navy Band Ceremonial Brass.

This year’s tree comes from the Briger-Teton National Forest in Wyoming, with 5,000 ornaments were made by Wyoming schoolchildren to reflect the theme “Wyoming-Forever West.” The tree will be lit every evening at dusk from now until January 1st.

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Turning his back on the team, falling on the ground instead of pursuing Mike Vick and a general inability to follow defensive directions have left the Redskins no choice but to suspend Albert Haynesworth for the final four games of the 2010 season. The club released the following statement from Coach Mike Shanahan:

Yesterday, when Albert was at Redskin Park, he told our General Manager Bruce Allen that he [Haynesworth] would no longer speak with me.  Although suspending any player is not a decision that a head coach enters into lightly, I believe the situation has reached the point where the club clearly has no alternative.

Has there been a worse contract in Washington sporting history than Haynesworth’s?

‘Ugly Christmas Sweater Party’
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Ugly holiday sweaters: not just for house parties anymore. On Sunday, December 19th from 6pm-1am, EatBar invites you to a traditional Ugly Sweater Party, where you can wear whatever ridiculous light up, singing, teddy bear-encrusted holiday sweater your grandma ordered on QVC that you’ve never taken out of the package.

For your humiliation, EatBar will be screening the holiday classic, “A Christmas Story” and whipping up holiday cocktails such as a spiked peppermint patty cocoa and a housemade apple-infused bourbon. If you prefer to eat your embarrassment instead of drink it away, there will also be plenty of snacks like popcorn and candy canes passed around.

Make sure to dress to impress though, the “best” (worst?) sweater and its owner will win a classy Leg Lamp, just like the one from “A Christmas Story.” Because nothing says Christmas cheer like body part electronics.

‘Red Hook Lobster Roll’
courtesy of ‘Mr. T in DC’
Maybe if you Navy Yard-ers go out and grab a lobster roll, you’ll trick your body in to thinking it’s a warm summer day spent on a dock in Maine…or maybe you’ll get frostbite.

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