News, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Do we have to treat every abandoned package like it’s a bomb?

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‘matt’s suspicious package returns from lunch’
courtesy of ‘wetwebwork’

As I write this, 14th street is FUBAR between Rhode Island Ave NW and Q St NW because someone forgot to take their backpack, or their box of paper napkins, or threw out a small sealed box.  Have we gone too far with our treatment of these abandoned items?  Must every little thing somehow be a threat that requires the closures of whole blocks while the bomb squad is summoned, and hits a Transformer on the way to the site, and then declares the box to be napkins or newspaper or a dead newt?

But the question is: why do we so badly overreact to this whole thing?  Why do we have to seal off the block and prevent traffic going through so we can figure out it’s a box of napkins?  Have there ever actually been an IED or a bomb in one of those backpacks or boxes?  Or is it just Johnny’s school books or a dead old backpack?

Either way, something’s gotta give here.  I think that there ought to be fines for causing one of these events.  You want to shut down a block of DC by carelessly leaving something behind? If we can trace it back to you, that’s a $5,000 fine.  Fewer packages, AND a line item for assholes in the DC Budget.  Hell, it can go to fund the Bomb Squad.

News, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Conflicting stories and new revelations at DC9’s ABRA hearing

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‘DC9 Memorial Ali, The Morning After’
courtesy of ‘Chris DiGiamo’

The death of Ali Ahmed Mohammed two weeks ago at Howard University Hospital unleashed a chain of events that have shuttered rock club DC 9, caused protests from the Amharic-speaking community on U Street, and lead to a lot of hang-wringing concerning bar security personnel throughout the city.  The death of Mohammed, thought by police to be a murder, though the medical examiner’s report has not returned, resulted in the arrest of five employees at DC 9 on charges of aggravated assault.

Today, in front of a fairly full hearing room at the DC Alcoholic Beverage Regulation Admninistration, DC9 owner Joe Englert testified before the board concerning the safety of his club, the policies of the club, the training of the staff and future plans.  TBD’s Sommer Mathis and Washington City Paper’s Rend Smith have filed their initial reports from the hearing room, and report high emotions, and testimony that conflicts with the charging documents and public statements from MPD.  Chief among the new revelations is that DC9 has parted ways with part-owner Bill Spieler, who resigned, and has let go the other four accused, Darryl Carter, Evan Preller, Arthur Zaloga, and Reginald Phillips.  Englert defended his employees, but acknowledged the reality of having to part ways with them while the case was on-going.

The Office of the Attorney General made the argument today that DC 9 was too careless with their security policy, and that their license to serve alcohol served as a danger to the public and ought to be suspended.

At the end of the day, the board agreed with the Office of the Attorney General enough to issue a continued suspension of their license until December 1st, when the Board will hear a status review for DC 9.  The ABRA board would like to have a copy of the Medical Examiner’s report, as would, I’m sure, everyone else.

Music, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Wait, Shamrockfest planning is already happening?!

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‘Dropkick Murphys – Do Or Die LP’
courtesy of ‘mtarvainen’

Two weeks ago, we thought it was too early to be planning for New Year’s, and I know a bunch of my friends wanted to punch various retail and online outlets for reminding us that Christmas is 54 days away today, but there was the email, right in my inbox this morning, telling me that Dropkick Murphys are coming for Shamrockfest this coming Spring.  That’s right, mark your calendars, my Irish-punk loving friends: March 12th, Dropkick Murphys are coming to DC for Shamrockfest, and tickets go on sale Wednesday after next at 10am, so set that alarm, too.

Isn’t it great to look forward to Spring Training, Green Beer, and an awesome rock concert? That may not be enough to keep you warm through the winter, but at least it’s a good start, right?

News, The Daily Feed, WMATA, WTF?!

A new act of security theater coming to a Metro near you?

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‘Barbcue!’
courtesy of ‘Dan Dan The Binary Man’

According to WTOP via Slate, this week’s foiled terrorist plot (though how much of a plot is some video and a diagram you could get from any metro station?) may have Metro Police starting random bag searches of riders on the system. I’m not sure how random searches are going to do anything but scare people and/or piss them off, but since Metro has been ignoring general safety for some time, I guess they’re planning to scare people into not using the system another way?

Use your head, WMATA, don’t do this. This is just a joke posing as security.

News, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

MPD Shutters DC9 for up to four days

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‘Police Line Do Not Cross’
courtesy of ‘jayneandd’

Using her emergency powers, Chief Cathy Lanier today announced a shutdown of DC9 for up to 4 days, while DC ABRA reviews their liquor license in the wake of the alleged violence outside the club last night.  5 employees of DC9 were arrested today in connection with the incident that left one man dead, after he threw a brick through a front window, and employees of the club allegedly retaliated.  The manager of the club denies that the individual was badly beaten by staff and that the victim was healthy and alive when they were taken away by MPD.  Chief Lanier disputed this account during a short press conference held late this morning.

It’s not clear yet when the 5 arrested individuals will be arraigned, other than this afternoon, and what charges they would be facing.  DC9 owner Bill Spieler is among those who were arrested last night.

Essential DC, Life in the Capital, People, The Daily Feed, The District, WMATA, WTF?!

Move That Gigantic Handbag!

Ladies, ladies, ladies. I realize we have a lot of necessary things we need to take with us to work. Makeup, laptops, mobile devices, gym clothes, chapstick, tampons, pens, epically large wallets filled with receipts and old college IDs…but just because society has leadened us with this burden, doesn’t mean  our ridiculously large handbags are entitled to their very own seat on the bus or metro.

We (or rather you) may have paid Balenciaga or Hermes $3,000+ for your non-water proof, leather handbag, but WMATA didn’t get a dime for that, so either put it on your lap or suck it up and put it on the floor.

News, Night Life, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Man beaten to death outside DC9

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‘DSCN3278.JPG’
courtesy of ‘::FiZ::’

This is a deeply saddening story.  A man who threw a brick through the window at DC9 was beaten to death by several patrons from inside the bar.  The 2000 block of 9th St NW has been blocked off by Police for search during the daylight hours.  DCist’s Aaron Morrissey reports that crusader councilman Jim Graham’s communications director has said they will not be seeking a temporary closure of the venue after the incident.

C’mon DC, this is absolutely, positively unacceptable.  Catch the guy who threw the brick, sure, but you hold him until MPD arrives, not beat him to death.  Seriously, what the fuck?

Update, 11:00: TBD has tweeted that 5 employees of DC9 have been arrested in connection with the incident. In addition, they are reporting that MPD may close DC9 for up to 4 days as part of their investigation.

Update 2, 11:10: Additional words from Jim Graham are available on the U Street Yahoo Group.

Update 3, 11:35: DC9’s manager says that the person in question was still alive and healthy when he was placed in the back of an MPD cruiser last night.

Adams Morgan, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Bathroom you’d best steer clear of: McDonald’s in Adams Morgan

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‘IMG_8493’
courtesy of ‘pterjan’

We’ve all been there, out on the town when the urge strikes.  You can hold it, you can hope for a bathroom nearby, or you can run along home.  Today, we bring you the story of Chele, who tried to used the ladies’ room at McDonald’s in Adams Morgan in the case of a nigh-dire emergency:

After a full night of celebration at the rehearsal dinner, my Lilliputian bladder could not wait the remaining 10 blocks to the apartment before I succumbed to kidney failure.

I am not kidding. My Kidneys were locked in mortal combat with each other and sooner rather than later they were going to rebel and my insides would be shattered like an IED had exploded.

What happened next is a hilarious read, as Chele dukes it out with the Potty Cop at the Adams Morgan McDonalds late one night. Now, I know that McDonalds bathrooms are the last refuge of the desperate, but do you really need to berate and abuse the poor girl when she just needs to go pee?

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Lesbians can’t keep their hands off the Ravens’ cups

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‘Go Long’
courtesy of ‘Mylar Bono’

The Huffington Post and Washington Blade are reporting that during the Ravens’ September 26th game, a lesbian couple was unfairly thrown out of M&T Bank Stadium. There are mixed reports as to why the couple was ejected from the stadium. The Ravens claim that the couple was asked to leave because they removed concession stand merchandise (a plastic cup) without paying for it. The couple contends that they were thrown out because of their public displays of affection.

The Daily Feed, WTF?!

AU Student gets probation for faking diplomatic license & decal

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courtesy of ‘Chris Rief aka Spodie Odie’

Nicholas Marino did something brave, but deeply, deeply stupid.  He paid a Georgia novelty company to make him fake State Department license plates, and he faked a license decal for his drivers’ license.  This didn’t go over too well during a recent traffic stop, and the cops hauled him off to face charges for his actions.  He admitted his crime, and the 24-year-old will spend 6 months on probation and do 240 hours of community service.

No word on what’s he doing driving around with a suspended DC drivers’ license, though.

News, The Daily Feed, WTF?!

100 Arrested at White House in Coal Protests

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’95/365′
courtesy of ‘Danilo.Lewis|Fotography’

100 people were arrested at the White House this afternoon as part of a civil disobedience protest concerning coal mining.  They had protested at Freedom Plaza, and then headed from Freedom Plaza to the White House, stopping traffic and disobeying pedestrian restrictions, according to WAMU.  The group was given the chance to disperse before they were arrested by the US Park Police.

My favorite quote from the AP Release: “Jeremy Cherson, a senior at American University in Washington, had a mandolin around his neck and held a carrot and stick in his hand. He said the carrot was a plea for clean energy and the stick was actions like Monday’s rally. He said he skipped a class on critical social thought to attend the rally.”

All Politics is Local, The Daily Feed, The Hill, WTF?!

Fictional character Colbert testifies before Congress DC isn’t represented in

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‘Stephen’
courtesy of ‘BrianMKA’

Dear Congress:

You’ll let a comedian come in and testify as a fictional character, but we’re still waiting for voting representation? Thanks for nothing.

Love,
DC, you know, your neighbors

PS: Colbert’s testimony was actually pretty pointed and is worth a watch, which you can do after the jump. Continue reading

The Daily Feed, WTF?!

The Difficulty with Parking Meters

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‘New DC Parking Meters’
courtesy of ‘Mr. T in DC’

Let’s get something out there from the get-go.  I hate parking meters. I hate them a lot.  I cackle when I see them broken, I chuckle when the little display blinks “FAIL” and I grin when I read a story about a guy with a reciprocating saw that cuts them down like Paul Bunyan.  But it’s why I hate them that matters. I hate them because they’re an impediment to getting what you want to get done accomplished.  They’re temperamental, they’re kludgy and they’re driven by heavy coins that you never seem to have enough of.

There’s a movement afoot to roll back the parking meter rate increases that the Fenty Administration enacted.  Rates climbed to, in some cases, $2/hr, and enforcement hours expanded.  The point was to help increase revenue for the city, and to increase it with the people that use the roads in DC and park in the commercial areas.  So, let’s look at what’s going on here.

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Metro station names to change?

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‘SBB CFF FFS LOL OMG BBQ WTF TLA’
courtesy of ‘Mike Knell’

Navy Yard and Waterfront/SEU are the latest stations about to go through the giant renaming dance.  According to JDLand, they may well become much longer.  Aaron Morrissey, intrepid editor of DCist, has an editorial in the Post today, crafted from his DCist post on the issue that raises a fine issue concerning the station names. The point is also one that Matt Johnson of Greater Greater Washington tackled this May.

It’s concerning to see station names balloon in length, and making Navy Yard into Capitol Riverfront/Nationals Park/Navy Yard seems to me to be an egregious case.  Worse, the renaming of Waterfront/SEU to Waterfront/SEU/Arena Stage when SEU is no longer offering classes seems to me to be a peculiar turn of phrase.

I’m just wondering how long it is before we rename Metro Center to Metro Center/No really, stop pushing/OMG WTF BBQ.  At this point, the Vegas line for that change is 5 years.  I’d take the under.

The renaming of stations is certainly a fine thing in the case of the creation of something new, but perhaps we should work on some sort of parsimonious compromise wherein station names can’t exceed four words.  I’m all for Johnson’s map of shorter station names, and think it may well simplify a lot of issues.

Sports Fix, The Daily Feed, The District, WTF?!

Doing Burnouts on Vermont Avenue with Landon Cassill

NASCAR driver Landon Cassill does a burnout in front of the VA Department

It’s not every day you catch a NASCAR driver burning rubber on Vermont Avenue just a block from the White House. Today, as part of an event to promote the Post-9/11 GI Bill, 71-car driver Landon Cassill got to do a burnout in front of the Veterans’ Administration building on Vermont Ave. The 71-car will feature ads for the Post-9/11 GI Bill’s My Story campaign, focused on demonstrating the benefits of the Post-9/11 GI Bill.

Personally, I love that they added this to the road-tattoo block of Vermont, almost as a “signature” to the previous “art” that was put there.

News, The Daily Feed, WMATA, WTF?!

Metro pulls 99 buses from service after morning fire

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‘Metrobus Orion VI’
courtesy of ‘JLaw45’

After this morning’s bus fire on the Beltway, Metro announced this afternoon that they are pulling the other 99 Orion VI Diesel buses from service while they replace the hydraulic pumps.

The pump issue may have contributed to the fire that happened this morning. If you own hydraulic pumps, we recommend you to check out this website you will find everything you need to know about hydraulic pumps repair.

This is not the first time that the Orion VI bus series has had an issue with flammability. In 2007, Metro had an issue with braking systems and air dryers that caused a full refit of the Orion VI buses.

Metro began purchasing the Orion VI buses in 2000 and have approximately 100 in their fleet. There will be some delays today as the buses are cycled out and replaced with reserve buses.

The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Fenty Accused of Buying Votes

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‘Two Dollar #11’
courtesy of ‘Chris Rief aka Spodie Odie’

The job’s good money for little work, but it comes with a pre-requisite: You gotta vote for our guy.

That’s the deal, according to ABC7, who says that they’ve talked to a few youth who were offered $100/day for a campaign job, but had to vote for Fenty in order to get the position.

In the case of one youth, who was offered the job, driven to the polling site to vote, but then denied the position and the $100/day, this definitely looks shady. Sure, you can canvass for someone in exchange for money, that’s fair game, but requiring a vote? Shady, shady, shady. The Fenty campaign is denying that this is happening, of course, and the Gray campaign is obviously upset. Will this sway voters? Probably not. It should, but I’d guess it won’t.

The Daily Feed, WTF?!

An Open Letter to Mr. Metro Music Lover

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‘Day 309, Project 365 – 8.29.10’
courtesy of ‘@thewtb’

At first I can only hear a faint scratchy sound, while I’m perusing my morning Express, peacefully on my way to work. Then it becomes a louder sound. One that registers… it sounds vaguely familiar…is that…no…it can’t be… Miley Cyrus? I look around, expecting to see a tourist teenage girl, and see you, Mr. Metro Music Lover, blasting your “Party in the USA” through your headphones so loud that the entire train can sing along to your dream and cardigan. Folks on the train look up, glancing at you, hoping that you’ll notice that the ENTIRE CAR is now unwillingly subjected to your pre-8 a.m. dance party.

And after a fade out, I hear glorious silence. I don’t really care that you don’t value your eardrums while you punish it with $50 quality headphones, this is your own choice, but I do value my sound space on a silent metro car in the morning. Surely a little bit more time of calm helps as we combat the stressful hours of the day. As I relax into the white noise of a typical metro trip, it happens again. The song switches, this time to some rhythm-based electronic. More folks get off the car. You’re bopping along now, oblivious to the evil eyes of strangers. And while you, Mr. Music Lover, may need some Jersey-Shore style house music to get you pumped for a long day of coffee sipping and Excel spreadsheets, I prefer the calming lull of the trains and the inane tourist babble.

So my note to you, sir, is this: TURN IT DOWN.

PLEASE.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND RIGHT IN THE WORLD.

TURN IT DOWN.

Respectfully yours,

Katie

Talkin' Transit, The Features, WMATA, WTF?!

Talkin’ Transit: On the Tube

I’ll wait while you watch that video, possibly for the second (or third time).

After seeing yesterday’s video for Metro’s new Train Arrivals by Phone service, I figured I’d go look through some of the video that Metro has posted over the last few years to YouTube.

Below the fold, my favorites, including gems made for the inauguration, “Littering Rabbit”, and some behind the scenes at Metro videos.
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