I went out to shake my booty at Right Round last night. It’s a little bit outside the sort of socializing I ordinarily do, but I’m all about broadening my horizons, and besides, lil’ e assured me before my first outing that I wouldn’t be out of place, there’s all kinds of people there, and I should come get down.
So I went by myself last night, and was reminded of why I usually don’t. The music was great, lil’ e knows how to read a room, and the promised diverse mix of people was definitely in evidence. But there was this guy….
I was standing against one of the pillars in the Black Cat’s backstage room, looking through the door to see if a friend of mine was coming, and there’s this guy standing right near me. And when I say “near,” I mean, 4 inches from my face, which I have to get over at Right Round because it easily draws 250 people into what is not all that large a room.
But he’s staring at me. He’s about 40ish, heavy set, balding and graying, wearing khakis and a bluish button-down shirt.
I know he’s staring at me, because I’m standing against a wall and he can’t be looking past me at anyone else. So he’s clearly staring, and I’m very studiously avoiding eye contact with him.
Finally, he speaks. “Wanna dance?”
I don’t, really, at least not with him. But I had just been thinking about how dorky I feel dancing by myself, and maybe this guy just feels as out of place as I do and is trying to make the best of it.
So I shrug and say, “Sure.”
I was a little put off by how excited he looked as he went to put his drink down. I was wondering what I had just gotten myself into with Starey McEyeball when he returned, grabbed my hand, and led me out onto the dance floor.
We started to dance. Or at least, I started to dance. He stood about 5 inches from me put his feet about four feet apart, and started swinging his pelvis at me.
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