Barry Opposes Gay Marriage in DC on “Moral” Grounds
‘Marion Barry and Mr. Grumpy Pants’
courtesy of ‘ricepeter’
Marion “Bitch Set Me Up” Barry appeared at a rally to oppose gay marriage in the District today. Which is newsworthy enough all on its own, but that’s not what caught my attention. When asked about his absence at the council meeting where the decision to recognize other states’ gay marriages passed unanimously, Barry said:
“If I had been [there], I would have voted ‘no,’” Barry added. “I am a politician who is moral.” (emphasis mine)
I think there’s only one thing to say to that: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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4 Responses to “Barry Opposes Gay Marriage in DC on “Moral” Grounds”
April 28th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
You gave jasmine and I the giggles just now reading this. Best. Lead. Ever.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Dear Mr. Barry,
Having been divorced 4 times, you probably consider yourself quite an expert on the sanctity of marriage. And having smoked all that crack, your values probably make 100% sense to you. But can you kindly do us a favor and STFU? Your twisted sense of morality is not welcome here. And until you pay all those back taxes (and I dunno, attend a meeting or two), you deserve *zero* say in how DC is run.
For Reals,
Wards 1-7
October 1st, 2009 at 10:36 am
[...] who don’t live in DC will hold rallies against it. It will pass 11-1, with Marion “A Politician Who Is Moral” Barry the lone vote against. Then Congress will take a crack at it, and more people who [...]
October 6th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Barry moral? I just laughed so hard I peed myself.