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When Being Trendy Isn’t a Good Thing

According to Google’s new toy, Google Flu Trends, which claims to know about flu activity across the US according to how many times people are searching for flu-related terms, Virginia and Maryland have higher flu activity than the rest of the nation.

I’m not sure this is something to really get alarmed about, as VA and MD are still only at “moderate” and DC is safely at “low,” but this is definitely still prime time for sicknesses. Wash your hands, please don’t cough on me, and stay healthy, DC.

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Rock Creek Parkway Crash

Car Crash on Rock Creek Parkway

Vehicular crash on Rock Creek Parkway at Virginia Ave NW, down near the Watergate. Emergency responders are on the scene; looks like at least one person was injured enough to need rolling-away on a gurney. Fortunately GWU Hospital is right around the corner. The intersection is blocked so you can’t turn onto Virginia Ave NW from the southbound lane, but Parkway traffic is flowing smoothly otherwise, with minimal rubbernecking.

Life in the Capital, Technology, The Daily Feed, The District

Should I Switch to Verizon?

Fountain Feet by me

I’ve been a loyal AT&T/Cingular customer for many, many years now and I have no major complaints really.  Sure, sometimes my calls get dropped when I drive under certain bridges in town, but overall I’ve been a happy customer and I love the idea of rollover minutes (even though I never seem to use them).

I’m also a gadget junky.  I’ve been reading about the Samsung Omnia for months now which was rumored to be released by AT&T in the US market.  Unfortunately it was not and Verizon is the only carrier offering the phone.  I suppose I could buy it unlocked on eBay and continue to use AT&T, but the easier thing to do might be to switch to Verizon.

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Anti-Photography Bullies at the National Christmas Tree Don’t Want You Getting Pictures of Santa’s Workshop

Over by the National Christmas Tree there is a Santa’s Workshop where children can line up to visit Santa Claus and have a picture taken. I don’t have kids but when I visited Saturday night, the view through the window was a cozy, picturesque scene of a jolly old man smiling as he held wide-eyed children on his lap, and I had to get a photo — which, of course, came out blurry in the dark.

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As I was fiddling with my ISO settings an elf-suited girl told me, “You can’t take photos through the window, the flash will just reflect off the glass and distract Mr. Claus.”

“Thanks,” I replied amiably, “I have flash off.”

“Well, you still can’t take photos!” said a man by the exit, bodily moving to block the window. I believe he may have been trying to sound intimidating, but it came out as more obnoxious than anything else. Not wanting to make a scene, I said nothing more, put away my camera, and walked off in a huff.
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Getting “Crushed” by RCN

photo by Flickr user dsearls

photo by Flickr user dsearls

I am lucky enough to be an RCN customer in DC who just involuntarily participated in RCN’s Analog Crush – its switch from analog to digital cable.

And what a great experience! First, all the cable channels changed, scrambling our usual TV customs. Next the Internet connection sloooowed way down to 400Kbs on average. Then to my wife’s great joy, her Windows Media Center PC lost all channels just as late night feeding sessions started.

So now that she watches snow and my downloads are slowed, its time to return the favor to RCN. Crushing them with a switch to Comcast.

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Keep Your Dignity. Keep Your Job.

ecard by RTCRM

ecard by RTCRM

In a follow up to Tiffany’s The Office Holiday Party piece, Washington DC advertising agency RTCRM has come up with the microsite keepyourdignity.com in an effort to help people make it through the holidays with their dignity and job intact.

You can watch helpful PSA-style videos, take a risk assessment quiz to see if you’re in danger of embarrassing yourself, and if it’s the day after the party you can send out an apologetic e-card (this image above) to make up for your faux pas.

Holiday parties should be about laughter, joy and the open bar.  Not awkward moments and ruined reputations.  So visit the site, educate yourself and have a safe, happy and office-appropriate holiday.

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Nats Bid $160M for Mark Teixeira


Going in a new direction
Originally uploaded by Rod the Rabid Rodent

I’ve complained about the lack of Offense for the Nationals for what feels like time immemorial, and it seems that the front office has finally listened. They’ve reportedly offered $160 Million over 8 years to Mark Teixeira. That’s a whole lot of money. What happens when he says, “Wait, they only won how many games last year?” and Scott Boras turns JimmyBo down? Well, there’s always Adam Dunn, except that he’s everyone’s Plan B. So, we’ll overpay if we get him, but I suspect that we’ll be too far behind after Teixeira tells the Nats to take a hike.

I’d love the addition of a real first baseman to replace our injury-prone brothers-from-another-mother, but I think that’s over-paying, and we probably won’t get him anyway. But that could just be the pessimist in me.

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Pub Crawl in Clarendon Saturday


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Originally uploaded by asmythie

“You’re never too old for a pub crawl,” she said, as she handed over the materials to the bartender. $5 gets you a bracelet at Mister Days in Clarendon on Saturday starting at 2pm. The pub crawl itself lasts til 9pm, covers Liberty Tavern, O’Sullivan’s, Eleventh Street Lounge and Clarendon Grill, and your wrist-band gets you special prices on their specials. The theme, of course, is “I’m dreaming of a White (Russian) Christmas,” as Kahlùa is footing much of the bill for the specially priced liquor. But, hey, cheap booze is good in this down economy, right?

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How remarkably uninformative

Photo courtesy of Me

Lacking specificity, courtesy of Me

I was waiting for a breakfast sandwich at a fine local eatery and killing time looking at the corkboard that so many cafes put up. It was covered with ads for local businesses and fliers for various community activities, as well as Heather’s contact information. The question is, contact her for what? I was half tempted to call just to ask “what the hell?” but the negative possibilities I could think of far outnumbered any positive ones. The most benign one that came to mind was a sociology experiment, but perhaps I’m just having a failure of imagination.

Anyone got any good idea what the point of a name and number on a community corkboard might be?

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Not Snow Much


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Originally uploaded by lorigoldberg

Ha. I just made myself laugh with my headline. Okay, anyways. I was hoping for a snow day off of work tomorrow (weren’t we all, I mean, hello, long weekend…!) But while the temperature is definitely dropping, it looks like we’ll be faced with… well… the dreaded gross wintry mix, at the most.

With weather.com predicting a low of 40 degrees for tonight, and sun tomorrow morning, it looks like the highly anticipated snowpocolypse is just not going to happen.

Hunker down, folks, it’ll be another yicky weekend… check out my rainy weekend suggestions for things to do in the DC area.

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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of half-price drink specials

Photo courtesy of dharmabumx

Participation Lager…, courtesy of dharmabumx

Reader Adam asked us for a shout-out to an online petition, Save the Parties. Here you go, Adam.

I’m not sure he’s barking up the correct tree, here. The petition asks Mayor Fenty to “stand strong” but Fenty liked the original measure which exempted nightclubs from the measure.  The people who need to be told to sit down, shut up, and mind the business of their own areas are Senator Feinstein – who never met a nanny-state measure she didn’t like – and Senator Bennett, both on the Inaugural committee.

Or, for that matter, any other congresscritter who think that it’s their place to meddle in DC’s business. There’s certainly a case to be made for their being interested in the things that impact doing the nation’s business, but how late someone can get a beer? Leave the rules of actually making a home here to the locals.

The Daily Feed, The Great Outdoors, WTF?!

Ginkgo Stinko


Ginkgo Berries
Originally uploaded by brownpau

With regard to Wonkette’s report on widespread city stink, the most likely culprit is the malodorous ginkgo seed, which the trees shed in late fall to early winter — to fall all over the sidewalk. The seed is encased in a fleshy berry-like layer called a sarcotesta, which contains butanoic acid — a chemical found in vomit, feces, and rancid butter. (And delicious parmesan cheese!)

You’ve probably had to step through a few layers of ginkgo while walking around for the last few weeks, thus carrying a sarcotesta-rrific fragrance on the soles of your shoes around the city, into your homes, offices, on to the Metro, and everywhere else. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and wipe your feet thoroughly before going indoors. Gladly, winter is arriving, and ginkgo seeds will not be dropping from the trees for much longer.

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Health Alert!


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Originally uploaded by Jsome1

Brownpau shot me this health alert; since he’s swamped, I’ll post it for him. Seems the Norovirus is back…

“Local health authorities have identified an outbreak of norovirus (“Cruise Ship Disease”) in the metropolitan Washington Area. It has been identified in hospitals in Washington and Montgomery County and seems to be spreading rapidly. It is recommended that for the next several weeks that you make heavy use of hand sanitizers and engage in frequent hand washing. That is particularly true if you make use of the Metro system, gyms, or attend church, movies, sporting events, or other events where large numbers of people are present (like holiday parties).”

Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, possible diarrhea, stomach cramps, low-grade fever, chills, headache, muscle aches, and a general sense of fatigue. It can last 24-48 hours, isn’t serious to healthy individuals (just uncomfortable), and requires fluids and rest.

So be a good person and wash them hands, okay? Carl just had it, so take it from him: “Here’s my assessment: It sucks.”

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Frustrating signage

Photo courtesy of Me

Debatable

I have the sense we’ve talked about this before, but I was confronted with it anew when my darling fiancée and I went to see Twelfth Night on Sunday. Whatever building is at 5th and E (all I could positively identify was a McDonald’s) has sprouted jersey walls all around it and that’s removed a lot of available parking, forcing me to park all the way out on 3rd and E.

Where it was mostly clear, excepting a few cars. The cause, no doubt, was these signs. I’ve always viewed them as meaning from 7am at the start to 7pm at the end. After all, if a store was going to be open from Noon to 5pm, Monday through Thursday, you wouldn’t write “from Noon Monday through 5pm Thursday,” would you?

Since I escaped without a ticket I can only assume I was either the last one slated to be towed or that interpretation was correct. What would be a better way to communicate this information, do you think?

The Daily Feed, WTF?!

Superior Blockage

Superior Blockage
Originally uploaded by brownpau

This is from yesterday afternoon. Hey Superior Tours of Baltimore, MD, thanks for blocking the K Street crosswalk to Washington Harbour so thoroughly that I had to walk about halfway to Key Bridge just to get around the back, where I was promptly blown with hot bus exhaust.

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Yeah that’s fair

Photo courtesy of kimberlyfaye

The Spirit of Justice
courtesy of kimberlyfaye

Author Amanda Brooks noticed that one of the people petitioning GWB for a pardon is John Walker Lindh, the messed-up suburban white kid who went to Afghanistan to train with the Taliban, rather than Hot Topic like his other disaffected peers. He’s serving out his 20 year sentence with no chance of parole.

Brooks, as someone who writes about sex work, doesn’t really care about Lindh. She’s simply observing that the 20 years he’s serving are a lot shorter than the possible 55 year maximum sentance that Deborah Jean Palfrey was facing for running a business that connected willing participants and for which she paid all her taxes. Brooks says that credible sources indicated that Palfrey likely would have done 12-14 years before being paroled.

I hadn’t know before doing some research for this bit that Lindh was born in DC and spent his first ten years in Silver Spring. Personally I prefer sharing the city with folks like Palfrey over people like Lindh.

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Truck Chase Ends in Tysons

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IMG_0551 by Justin Thorp


Thanks to everyone on Twitter who pointed out that there was a crazy Semi-Truck chase/crash that ended in Tysons Corner this afternoon around 4pm. Apparently it started on I-370 in Maryland and finished in Tysons near the Galleria. No word yet as to exactly what’s been going on. Got information or pictures you want to share? Email me, and let me know.

Many thanks to Justin Thorp for his photos at the scene.

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Starbucks Good Samaritans


Confrontational Marketing — Building Brand Awareness in a Saturated Market
Originally uploaded by Thomas Hawk

So, yesterday I was walking through Penn Quarter at Lunch with my business partner, and right there on E street, we passed a Prius Zipcar. It wasn’t out of the ordinary in any way, other than the fact that the roof was adorned with a red starbucks coffee cup. Much the way I would accidentally leave my coffee on the roof of my car, were I in a big hurry.

We watched it pass and head down E Street, and marvelled at how well balanced it was. Sure, they were only going 25mph, but it stayed for two blocks as they moved with traffic.

We should’ve stopped them, as it turns out, because it’s a promotion between Zipcar and Starbucks. Be a good Samaritan, stop the guy, and he’ll give you a Starbucks gift card. Pretty smart. I only wish we had run down the guy and stopped him in the middle of the street now…