Fox 5 is reporting a slight change in the Baltimore Samurai story, which includes the phrase “modern-day ninja vigilante”. They’re suggesting that the victim in this case was not killed in the garage, rather the victim was crouched in a corner in front of the house. The suspect lunged when he asked his roommates to call the police, and that’s when the fatal blow was delivered. Apparently, the group of roommates went searching for the robber when the police came up empty in their initial search of the house after the robbery.
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Monumental: Theodore Roosevelt Island

‘Teddy waves from on high’
courtesy of ‘snapzdc’
Theodore Roosevelt Island may not have sandy beaches and palm trees, but this little island definitely has secrets.
First, you have to know it’s there. From the frenzied lane-changing above on the Roosevelt bridge, you’d never know that a nature preserve nearly 90 acres large lies below.
Scores of people zip past it daily in their cars on the George Washington Parkway, too, or on bike or foot on the Mount Vernon trail–only a single footbridge lets people across from near Rosslyn.
And when you do find and wander onto the island, all you see at first is trees. It’s a bit of a surprise when you come upon the hidden plaza, with a moat, fountains, and a 17’ statue of Teddy Roosevelt towering overhead.
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Cupcake Crawl: AKA, What I’m doing for my next birthday

‘Georgetown Cupcakes’
courtesy of ‘InspirationDC’
Finally a form of extended, ambulatory debauchery I can get behind: Cupcake Crawl this Saturday, starting at 9AM. Participants will sample cupcakes from 15 different bakeries (and are encouraged to split cupcakes with other participants so as to maintain their endurance/insulin levels).
The party starts at the Alexandria Farmers’ Market, then winds its way toward the city, hitting the Arlington bakeries, the DC cupcake specialists, and winding up at 2Amys for dinner. Not that you’ll want pizza after all that cake.
Bring. It. On.
“Jonathan Parker is robbing a house RIGHT NOW! LOL”

‘Facebook poke’
courtesy of ‘liako’
How dumb can you get? Really, really, REALLY dumb. Jonathan Parker, a PA resident, decided to rob stands accused of robbing a house outside of Martinsburg in Berkeley County, WV. But that’s not the dumb part. Ready for this? He checked his Facebook account on the victim’s computer and left it logged in! The Martinsburg Journal (sort of my home newspaper, unfortunately) reports. He apparently stole two diamond rings, in addition to some equipment from the garage. Because of his awesomeness, the police were able to nab him relatively easily.
White House Farmers’ Market Opens

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courtesy of ‘Hoffmann’
Today, the White House Famers’ Market opened for business. The Market features about 20 stalls staffed by area farmers and various, agriculture related government offices. It will occur on every Thursday until October 29 on Vermont Ave., between H St. and I St. It seems that market has some security issues to work through. This afternoon, there were only two metal detectors to accommodate the several hundred individuals that gathered for the markets’ inauguration. As such, there were far more would-be patrons attempting to enter than there were individuals actually shopping the stalls. Even so, the market attracted notable DC personalities like Jose Andrés and several local media figures. Until the famers’ market closes for the season, Metro will be diverting its southbound L2 route so that it swings by Vermont Ave. Get there.
More suicide by train

‘Bye Metro!’
courtesy of ‘chrismar’
It’s well-known that highly public suicides tend to inspire others to take their own lives. People who were on the fence before get emboldened to take the step themselves when they hear about other folks doing it.
I presume that’s a factor in the rash of people throwing themselves in front of Metro trains that has continued today; an as-yet unidentified person has been struck by a train at the Columbia Heights station and the investigators believe it was a deliberate action by the deceased.
If you’re considering suicide and feel emboldened by this, I wish you’d seek help. If you won’t, however, would you please just go drown yourself or something? Something that doesn’t drag other people down into your hell. I cannot imagine the trauma felt by the train drivers who find themselves barreling down on a person, unable to stop, and who will then have to live the rest of their lives with having been an unwilling participant in the death of another.
The Wait, What? I’m Lost Symbol

I see the future, I bend my thought to it: millions turning to these words and taking meaning from them, imbuing them with personal meaning; individuals comprehending “untold” mysteries written secretively in every building; a double decker bus with a speaker, the supreme leader shouting interpretations through the streets. That’s right, I see… The Lost Symbol Tour of DC. Now, this providential power of my mind to see this eventuality would be, in the world of Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol, dramatic and surprising, never-before considered proof of the illimitable powers of the human mind. Use a heavy hand of the occult dressing and the secrecy sauce, and you can see the face of the Madonna in any piece of iceburg lettuce. This is Mr. Brown’s recipe–smash together enough philosophical minds, add a secret society, some underground passageways and a beastly sadomasochistic villain and you’ve got $1 million in first-day sales. Unfortunately the devices so intoxicating in The Da Vinci Code are ultimately working for a less sexy philosophical revelation in this latest installment. I raced along with the now-familiar “every-professor” Robert Langdon, pushing him on, only to arrive at the finish line going, “Wait. That’s it?!”
This is all sad to say, because I was really rooting for D Brown. I feel like it has to be hard being D Brown. This is a man who sat in watching undergrad creative writing examples and courses at Amherst with a man who has been heralded as one of the great literary minds of our generation, David Foster Wallace. He then went on first to a Barry-Manilow-esque, short-lived music career in LA, before writing 187 Men to Avoid under the pseudonym Danielle Brown. He wanted to be a writer, and he got his wish– but even as millions of educated individuals voraciously consumed his thrillers, they castigated his writing. He’s no Hemingway. That’s no Faulknerian prose. Then again, maybe I shouldn’t feel bad– The Da Vinci Code sparked an international fervor, making Brown a household name and assuredly making him something few writers become, a rich man. After myriad criticisms relating to not only Brown’s writing but his research–its factuality and originality–you could see why the man would take 6 years to write, and presumably carefully edit, the next installment. Continue reading
Sweet Sidewalk Art Won’t Help American Auto Industry

Outside of the Union Station metro exit right now there is a man putting the finishing touches on a pretty banging chalk drawing and optical illusion. The sidewalk drawing, which the man said he designed himself by hand, makes it seem like there is an illuminated open precipice in the cement floor. The drawing is marred only by its purpose: namely to advertise for Buick. You can stand and peer through a lens which is curved such that it makes the 3-D illusion starker. If only talented artists like this weren’t working for the man. Can’t we just get art for art’s sake?
I will add, however, that I think this means that strange and somehow sketchy Colombia ad campaign is no longer resident.
Washington Post & website to finally get married

‘Saya Originals in the WaPo’
courtesy of ‘wharman’
In a move guaranteed to make people say, “What? They hadn’t done that already?” the Washington Post and washingtonpost.com are getting ready to become- wait for it- the same damn company. According to the Washington Business Journal, the change will become effective on January 1, 2010.
Which means when I meet someone who works for the paper or for the website and make a remark about their work, they won’t say, “Oh, that’s the print guys. We don’t really work with them; we’re a separate company.” Which means I will no longer boggle insensibly at the folly of having two accounting departments, two IT departments, two HR departments, etc. No word on whether there will be any redundancy-related layoffs.
We Love Weekends: 19-20 September
Karl: This weekend is birthday time! Saturday is my only birthday all year long, so I’m going to celebrate like birthdays are going out-a-style! But before I crack a beverage and prepare the festivities, it’s time to give back a little. I’m going to join the Honor Flight program Saturday morning to welcome US WWII vets to DCA and help them get a chance to go see their memorial. It’s a fantastic program that I will write up in the near future. Then, it’s off to maintain our undefeated softball record! Last week, we took the game 21-13. And finally, once I’ve sufficiently given back my time to those that served and contributed to yet another big win on the diamond…it will be time to let loose and have the time of my life. Oh and Sunday? That sounds like a sleep in and do absolutely nothing day. I will be much older by then and I probably won’t have the energy.
Jasmine: I would like to head over to the Kennedy Center to catch a sneak preview of The Suzanne Farrell Ballet, which will let you watch as they prep for the 2009-2010 season this weekend. I also wouldn’t mind nerding out a little bit and checking out Wild Ocean 3D at the Natural History Museum’s IMAX, which opens this weekend. You can get in the right state of mind by walking through the relatively new Sant Ocean Hall and checking out the sweet whale replica, tons of fossils, and tanks of live fish before the movie. Continue reading
So, What Does WMATA Really Stand For?

Farecard
Originally uploaded by tbridge
Our friend @RitaHayworth tweeted this morning that she wondered if that WMATA actually stood for “We Make Accidents, Terrible Accidents?” That got me thinking. What do you think WMATA actually stands for? Can you come up with some good ones? Best entry gets a $10 farecard purchased by yours truly.
DC Shorts closes tonight

‘E Street Cinemas’
courtesy of ‘InspirationDC’
The 6th Annual DC Shorts festival draws to a close tonight, but you can get some of the best bits. “Best of DC Shorts Show A” starts at 7p and unless you already have tickets, you ain’t going. Show B is at 9:30 and still has seats available, though I have no idea for how long. It looks to be a fun mix of comedy and drama, with one animated piece in there.
“Hasta La Vista Taco Carrito”: Arlington Police Whip Out Tape Measure

‘Cops’
courtesy of ‘maxedaperture’
“Whoops – what are we going to eat today for lunch now?” is what some Arlington Police officers might be thinking this morning.
The Taco Carrito served up delicious tacos to Crystal City and Rosslyn lunch crowds – until yesterday – when they discovered they were too big. We received this notice from the Arlington taco cart:
Today, the Arlington Police came by the Taco Carrito, whipped out a tape measure and informed us that our cart was too long to operate in Arlington County. It was fun while it lasted. We will work on getting into DC or Maryland in the near future. Thank you to all of our customers and supporters!
Arlington’s loss may soon be DC or Maryland’s gain, literally. In the meantime, check out other food cart options in the area. Though we’re sure that will only help temporarily ease the pain of losing Taco Carrito.
PBR Gets More Pricy, Hipsters Weep

‘First Purchase 1’
courtesy of ‘Tony DeFilippo’
Oh Hipster friends, today I weep for you. Today, it’s clear, you might have to get a real job if you want to continue to afford PBR. Why? Well, prices are going up again, which means that your craptacular irony beer of choice is going to set you back of that cash you’d reserved for a new V-neck undershirt. One of our authors assumed she’d hallucinated a $9/sixer cost for PBR on her recent trip to the store, and I’m sure that you probably just thought it was the remains of a bad trip.
Some bars in the area have you covered, though. I know that our favorite hangout, Science Club, has it on $3 Happy Hour (which runs most of the night there!) through the end of the month, so you’ve got some time to find that perfect gig to make the extra shekels to keep yourself cloaked in irony and crappy taste.
Garden District Saves PARK(ing) Day

garden district by NCinDC
PARK(ing) Day DC, an annual, global event where artists, activists, and citizens collaborate to temporarily transform metered parking spots into temporary public parks, almost didn’t happen due to difficulties obtaining permits. Fortunately, Garden District has stepped in to save the day by hosting the event in their parking lot. The PARK(ing) Day DC team will convert a portion of the parking lot, larger than the originally planned metered spaces around town, into a park for the day. So stop by, enjoy some music and refreshments, and hang out in the park!
(PARK)ing Day DC
Friday, September 18th
11AM to 9PM
@ Garden District
14th & S Street NW
The Young and the Rich

‘Dream Car’
courtesy of ‘maxedaperture’
It could be the title of the next DC based reality show, according to the latest report from Nielsen on Yahoo! News. The Washington, DC area is ranked as the top metro area in the country for top earning people between the ages of 25 and 34. Loudon County captured the number one spot in the land, with over 10% of it’s young residents making at least six figures. And, as discussed in several related articles, Arlington is right up there as well. DC’s little neighbor across the Potomac took home second place.
DC Schools Facing Layoffs Amid $40M Shortfall

‘100 L Street, NW’
courtesy of ‘rockcreek’
$40M is what the DC Schools are going to have to cut from their 2009-2010 budget, which will likely include staff cuts. Where the cuts will come is yet to be determined, and it’s likely to include some cuts at each of the District’s 127 schools. The Teachers’ Union is decrying the cuts, suggesting that Chancellor Rhee should have known these were coming before hiring 900 new teachers this summer. That part makes sense. Until you know you have to cut, why not fully staff and hope that the Mayor would give you the support the school system deserves?
Where would you put the $40M in cuts?
Virginia Reverses Book Ban
State prison officials in Virginia have reversed their recent decision to ban the very popular Books Behind Bars program run by the Quest Institute. The program was halted last month after officials said the security risks were too great and that the shipments of books made too much work for the already-busy corrections officers.
According to Books Behind Bars, volunteers missed a paperclip and a CD in one of the donated textbooks; the items were subsequently found by officers and did not make it to prisoners. State officials were concerned that someone trying to smuggle an item in to an inmate could use the program to do so.
As a method of compromise, Corrections Department Director Gene Johnson will allow the program to resume, though inmates are now limited to three book requests a month. In return, the Quest Institute will take extra care to remove possible contraband material before sending to the prisoners. Dictionaries, Bibles and the Koran are the most popular requests, along with self-help books, novels and G.E.D. preparation workbooks.
Tea Bag Metro?

‘they’ve had enough’
courtesy of ‘philliefan99’
Tax hating, tea-party protesters are angry at Metro. You’d think it would be for being a publicly funded transit system that wastes tax-payer dollars as it ferries the excessively large federal workforce in and out of the city. It turns out, however, that the tea baggers are upset because WMATA’s service wasn’t up to snuff during their Saturday protest. Texas Representative Kevin Brady is calling for an investigation into whether or not Metro adequately prepared for the number of protesters that were in the city on 9/12. The irony, of course, is that these people were in DC to protest government spending on services, in general.
See the WSJ article on the subject, here.
Pets and comic books out, sex-ed in

‘Glen Matlock – Sex Pistols Live 2008’
courtesy of ‘Edvill’
14th & You reports that Green Pets and comic book shop Big Monkey Comics will be vacating their current space on 14th between R and S (roughly across from the Black Cat). 14&You describes it as the “loss of their lease” but a subsequent indirect quote from Green Pets owner Linda Welch that they are “victims of rising commercial lease rates along 14th Street” makes it sound more like a renewal that was more expensive than they could stomach.
Local sex-ed business WholeDC confirms in the blog comments and on their Facebook page that they’ll be coming in and taking over some space on the second floor of that building.

