Okay, perhaps I’m just missing it. What’s the appeal of Big Head Rob? I mean, it strikes me that he’s a vindictive putz that’s interested in heaping scorn on those who refuse to feed his hopper with their gossip, but is there really a need for a gossipblogger about dc blogs? I mean, really? Are the bloggers in this town that fraught with intrigue that there needs to be a blog about their persons?

I’m not going to claim to be a prominent major DC blogger, and this certainly isn’t a blog war, but is there a need to attack the individuals who run this city’s best blogs or drag them down because they won’t grant you an interview, Rob? I, for one, believe that his vendetta against DCist’s excellent Sommer Mathis has gone too far, and now Rob seeks to gain by other means what he could not get by being polite: Sommer’s attention.

Rob. Stop it. You’re being a dick.

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While I am not a big fan of Cirque du Soleil, yes I am weird, I do like the color they bring to downtown.

The giant blue and yellow swirl tent is a great addition to the old Convention Center space. Much better than last year’s NoVA location (or was that the Lipizzaner Stallions?).

Much better than the old convention center too, and maybe even better than the new one. Its not like the new convention center adds anything to Shaw.

Don’t believe me? Read the Goodspeed Convention Center Retail Update.

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Though Wayan may have pooh-pooh’d the new ShotSpotter technology in use by DC Police, the system is credited with the swift arrest of a suspect in a muder case this week in Southeast DC. While the system can’t prevent crime, and no surveillance tool is going to be good at crime prevention, it can help quickly draw the police to the scene by pinpointing the location of the shooting allowing authorities to arrive quickly with medical help for the victim and potentially arrive quickly enough to catch the shooter. Unlike the Police cameras that are never monitored, the SpotShotter is system is tied into the police notification system and if resources are immediately available, a rapid response can be made.

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When will they learn? When will they realize? When will DC finally know?

Never trust a man with a cell phone camera.

Abby did. She was a good sport. Smiling for the hairy monkey as he barged into her life.

Now, in harsh light of day, does she remember? Does she care? Does she know? Do you?

Ah, to be young and beautiful (her, not me) in Cafe Citron.

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How is this for a smoking hot couple?

My cousin is making moves at Cafe Citron tonight and this young beauty is currently under his spell.

Good luck my dear Jose, you are going to need it when her massive no-neck boyfriend comes back from the loo.

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Anil Dash Version 2.0

Yesterday I went to the Six Apart conference on business blogging, and while I didn’t learn new blogging tricks – I am a blogging expert of sorts – I did learn new and more efficient ways to promote blogging.

I even had an amazing amount of face time with Marissa Levinson to bitch about Moveable Type, Six Apart’s flagship product.

While enjoying the complimentary quality liquor open bar, told her that while I am a massive MT fan – all my personal blogs and even Metroblogging DC run on MT – I didn’t see any Six Apart love for it recently.

Amazingly, Marissa agreed. MT wasn’t the recent focus of Six Apart, but says it will be again – now. And she asked me for my top MT improvement recommendations. Being a blogger, you know what’s gonna happen next: My Movable Type Re-Mastery Recommendations.

I only wish Anil Dash was there to hear my rant. The slacker Chief Evangelist claimed a debilitating stomach bug and stayed in San Francisco.

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Roberta Donna, famous for Galileo and his Laboratorio, has opened his new Bebo Trattoria in Crystal City. I know for some folks, it’s pulling teeth to get DC folks across the river even for a new restaurant like Setto Bello or Ray’s the Steaks, but I’m going to add another to the list: Bebo Trattoria. With the menu starting at $2 and working up affordably from amuse bouche to entrees, I think it’s fair to say that this restaurant is a steal. Jason Storch from DC Foodies says it best:

Those of you close to Crystal City should check out Bebo Trattoria which opened this week. I think that those of you who like me who disliked Galileo for it’s expensive wine list and entrees, but loved the Osteria for just the opposite, will like Bebo Trattoria even more.

Spot on. See you there for lunch on Tuesday?

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Sure, we all know Tony Williams has always enjoyed his mayoral junkets, but it seems that the City Paper has totalled the mileage for his second term and it seems that Tony’s done enough travel to head to the moon. Which is notable because that’s a good chunk of distance, but it’s also how he’s made that travel. The City Paper breaks it down thusly:

28,790 miles on short trips inside the US.

111,085 miles to global jaunts to distant lands

87,809 miles to European countries

68,086 miles to “glamorous” locations. Like Salt Like City.

It all adds up to 295,770 miles, which is a bit more than the distance to moon. There have been many points in Tony’s term that folks have wanted to send Tony to the Moon, looks like he did it himself!

image excerpted from the City Paper’s Kyle T. Webster with thanks.

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46 players at 7 area schools yesterday were found to have had their grades altered in order to make them eligible for high school sports. I thought this stuff only happened in crazy places like Texas and California, but apparently add Maryland to the list of places where teachers and administrators lie and cheat to get specific athletes on the field. Worse still, the GPA required for school activities is only a 2.0, meaning that the folks that they’re helping to cheat are likely the ones being disruptive in class, holding back the rest of the students and otherwise being meatheads.

More shocking? This quote from the Post:

Academic ineligibility, which affects everything from the drama club to the football team, has been an issue in Montgomery for several years. At some campuses, close to one-third of students don’t have 2.0 grade-point averages.

Wait. Nearly a third of the students at some schools around here are at less than a C average? Christ on a Pogo Stick, people, what are these teachers doing?

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I had probably been grumbling under my breath for the entire hour I’d been up, having had to leave the house before the time I’d normally be awake. Thankfully for the sake of everyone else who had to be stuck in training with me that day, I had to wait behind the bus long enough to realize that what I was annoyed about having to do what these kids do every day.

That guy on the left apparently got all the epiphany he needed quicker than I did, since after waiting a few minutes he just drove off regardless of the order to STOP.

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Check out the big wheels on H Street today!

DC DOT is dropping new pavement in front of the old convention center site.

They should be done by rush hour but if I had a car I would stay away anyway.

New asphalt just loves to stick on car paint and is a real pain to remove.

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I don’t know if I should be proud or worried with this observation: lubricated condoms are popular at the CVS in Adams Morgan.

I could be proud, knowing the peeps in my hood keep a helmet on their jimmy.

I could be worried that so many folks are getting it on while I get none.

Instead, I’ll just work on a good Halloween costume and hope I’ll get a chance to upgrade my own lubrication.

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I end up traveling on the Chain Bridge a couple times per week going to various jobs in DC from my home in Arlington. Every time I move over to that center lane I can’t help but wonder when some other driver going the opposite direction might forget to read the sign and do the same thing. I worry like this for the three to five minutes it takes to get from Glebe Rd. to Arizona Ave.

So can someone tell me how often this bridge, or Canal St., gets backed up from a single accident due to absent-mindedness or apparent middle lane envy? I have been lucky so far but I am sure my time is coming.

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Going east, that is.

Bangkok Bistro, located at 3251 Prospect Street Northwest in Georgetown, is simply amazing. My wife and I pressed through the crowd as Georgetown came alive early in the evening, and arrived at the restaurant just as a chill was settling in.

We were celebrating a wedding anniversary and had asked a parking lot attendant where there was good eating in the area. Parking lot attendants are good at this sort of thing. Plus, it’s romantic to ask the guy whose lot you are occupying for a restaurant recommendation. In addition, that $15 parking fee stretches just a bit further when you figure you have a walking Zagat guide at your service.

The Bistro was wonderful. The food was delicious, capturing all the deliciousness of an authentic Thai meal without all the raw sewage and old garlic smell you might get had you gone to Bangkok for dinner instead of Georgetown. I love Thai food and, having been to Thailand a couple times, have developed a sense of what is good and what isn’t, although I am still not able to replicate the really good stuff on my own stovetop.

Bangkok Bistro is the best Thai food I have had outside of Thailand. The service was fast and friendly, the restaurant neat and clean with a fully stocked bar. Friendly, polite staff, great food and warm atmosphere – everything I llike in a restaurant. The only thing they didn’t have that I wanted was some warmer weather, but I suppose they can’t be held accountable for that.

Definitely go check out Bangkok Bistro if you have a chance.

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While Mik was observing phlegmy police, I was behind this jerkbag. Hey JAH – just because you hold your arm at full length straight down the side of the door when dropping that cig on the street doesn’t mean nobody’s gonna see. I did. I’m assuming you wouldn’t throw a plastic bag out the window – though perhaps I give you too much credit – so don’t throw your plastic cigarette butts out either, okay?

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While the The Williams Institute on Sexual Orientation Law and Public Policy, UCLA School of Law reports that Virginia is 4% gay (NoVA is 7%, DC, 8%), a new poll by the Washington Post reports that 53% of Virginia voters say they would back a same-sex marriage ban. A same sex marriage & civil union ban that would constitutionally deny legal rights to gay couples in any type of contract.

(As an aside, the Federal Defense of Marriage Act is now bringing that pain home to the House – former Mass. Rep. Gerry Studds’s widower male spouse Dean Hara, cannot collect on Studds’ pension.)

Same sex marriage ban or not, Virginia continues to repress in ways many and small. Last week Manassas joined the anti-gay by denying an application for a home-based massage therapy business.

While that in of itself wouldn’t be much, according to the WashPost, the Manassas City Council has received two applications for home-based massage therapy businesses in the past three years, approving both, until Howard Daniel, who is gay, applied.

After nearly two dozen people protested, none who live on his street or even in his neighborhood, but are affiliated with Manassas’s All Saints Catholic Church, the council members balked and voted instead to consider changing the city’s zoning laws.

No word if Mr. Daniel balked at living with such small-mindedness, and got smart, moving north of the Potomac.

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Paying taxes is high on my list of onerous things to do. It right after taking a cab in DC. However, I’ve paid mine up, so this one’s not for me. If you’ve decided that it’s too onerous for you, and you’re behind on what you owe the District, today is one of the days the city is reaching out to those who owe them money with hopes it will reconcile the issue and get the revenue in one way or another. So if you owe Uncle Marion and his cabal, now would be the time to step forward and get it taken care of. The office on North Capitol St. is open til 8pm tonight.

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Parking Garage

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With the official mayoral election still a few weeks out, Mayor To Be Adrian Fenty may have his very first political victory in progress right now. With the initial plan for the new Stadium in southeast unable to afford above ground parking garages, and Lame Duck Williams unable to pass a $75 million dollar plan to build the garages under separate mandate. Fenty’s new plan uses revenue from the stadium to pay $56 million for the construction of two above ground garages that would feature a team store upon opening and be able to accomdate additional retail on the top of the garages later. The Lerner Group and the city’s current CFO are supporters of Fenty’s new plan, as well, removing most of the clear private obstacles, and leaving only the council to approve the measure.

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In the middle of the sad Washington Post story about a landscaper slain in SE, is this tantalizing paragraph:

Police received the first report of the shooting from new technology that recognizes the sound of gunfire. A device known as the “ShotSpotter” recently was installed in the area and helped police pinpoint the location of the shooting.

What might “Shot Spotter” be? And where is this new citizen surveillance tool deployed in Washington, DC?

From the ShotSpotter website:

The ShotSpotter Gunshot Location System uses the principle of acoustic triangulation to locate gunfire across wide areas. [..]ShotSpotter sensors detect gunfire at a range of one to two miles away from our sensors, and our systems have been shown to be accurate to within 25 meters over one to two mile ranges.

From the MPD Homicide Reduction Strategy:

ShotSpotter: The FBI has begun a pilot program to install Shot Spotter sensors in the highest crime areas of the Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh MPD Districts. These sensors detect gunshots fired, triangulating the location of the shots and immediately alert the FBI and the MPD that shots have been fired at a specific location

So kids, we now have yet another way for Big Brother to keep tabs on us. First it was protester CCTV, then surveillance camera gentrification, and now its audio surveillance for police action!

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Dear Washington Post:

Look, we all know that Northern Virginia feels sort of like a different world from the the rest of Virginia (or RoVA, as you so quaintly put it). And we all know that there are serious issues dividing Northern Virginia from our neighbors to the south. And yes, we do sometimes snicker to ourselves, in our snobby East Coast hipster ways, about accents and NASCAR and things like that.

But is it necessary, really necessary, for your staff writers to get together and insult our fellow Virginians publically? How does that help the situation?

In NoVa, a lab is the family dog. In RoVa, a lab is the family meth business.

Yes, Northern Virginians are frustrated, but it’s really not helping the debate to openly mock our fellow voters. You can’t win votes from people you make fun of. Really, people. We’re not 12 anymore.

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